Bob Monkhouse scores a hit

They laughed when I said I wanted to be a stand-up comic.
[Dramatic pause]
They're not laughing now!!

The wonderful irony of this is that it's only beco's Monkhouse was such a
crap comic that this little sally is funny at all. If a decent stand-up comic
tried to use it it wouldn't raise a laugh. Touch of the old Liar Paradox.

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